Flying Fortress

Flying Fortress sounds like a properly big indoor play centre rather than a tiny, forgettable soft play. Reviewers mention spacious, well laid out play areas, plenty of climbing and sliding, and enough going on to keep children entertained for a long stretch. It seems to suit a broad spread of ages, especially once children are old enough to really use the bigger frames and slides. For parents, the setup is reasonably decent: there’s seating with a clear view of the play area, a cafe serving food and drinks, and comments suggest the tea is strong and the food acceptable rather than memorable. Free parking is a welcome bonus, and several reviewers say staff are friendly and attentive, which always helps when you’re marshalling a sugar-fuelled herd. The big caveat is cleanliness. One review described a strong smell of urine, dusty inaccessible areas, stains on the walls and a grubby loo, which is not exactly the sort of ambience you want from a children’s venue. It can also feel chilly for adults in winter, so bring layers. In short: good fun for the kids, but the hygiene standards may be the deciding factor.